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My name is Kimberly Henderson.

Apparently there are many other Kimberly Hendersons around the world who hand out my email address and many friends of those Kimberly Hendersons who assume they know the only Kimberly Henderson. For years, I would politely reply that they had the incorrect email address... but that got boring, so I started doing this:

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Mother's Day!

From: 123Greetings.com
To: Me
Date: 05/13/2012
Subject: ThoughtfulPerson@gmail has sent you an ecard!




From: Me
To: ThoughtfulPerson@gmail.com
Date: 05/13/2012
Subject: Fw: ThoughtfulPerson@gmail has sent you an ecard!


Hi ThoughtfulPerson,

You might want to sit down before you read this email.  It's clear that I did more damage than I thought when I hit my head on the medicine cabinet this morning.  I assume from the message in the e-card that I am either your daughter or your mother, but memory loss from the bump to my noggin has made me forget important life events.  To be honest, I don't even remember having a child and there are no pictures in my apartment to indicate that I ever have.  How long has it been since you have spoken to me?  Have I been living a life of lies for years now due to amnesia of some sort?  Gosh, I hope not.

It would make much more sense if you just used the wrong email address.  Please check your address book because I would hate for your real daughter or mother thought you forgot her today. 


Sincerely,
Kimberly Henderson


p.s. Happy Mother's Day to you too!

Friday, May 4, 2012

Chick Inn

From: Chick Inn Lady
To: Me
Date: 05/03/2012







From: Me
To: Chick Inn Lady
Date: 05/04/2012