Happy Mother's Day!

From: 123Greetings.com
To: Me
Date: 05/13/2012
Subject: ThoughtfulPerson@gmail has sent you an ecard!

From: Me
To: ThoughtfulPerson@gmail.com
Date: 05/13/2012
Subject: Fw: ThoughtfulPerson@gmail has sent you an ecard!


Hi ThoughtfulPerson,

You might want to sit down before you read this email.  It's clear that I did more damage than I thought when I hit my head on the medicine cabinet this morning.  I assume from the message in the e-card that I am either your daughter or your mother, but memory loss from the bump to my noggin has made me forget important life events.  To be honest, I don't even remember having a child and there are no pictures in my apartment to indicate that I ever have.  How long has it been since you have spoken to me?  Have I been living a life of lies for years now due to amnesia of some sort?  Gosh, I hope not.

It would make much more sense if you just used the wrong email address.  Please check your address book because I would hate for your real daughter or mother thought you forgot her today. 

Sincerely,
Kimberly Henderson

p.s. Happy Mother's Day to you too!