About this blog

My name is Kimberly Henderson.

Apparently there are many other Kimberly Hendersons around the world who hand out my email address and many friends of those Kimberly Hendersons who assume they know the only Kimberly Henderson. For years, I would politely reply that they had the incorrect email address... but that got boring, so I started doing this:

Monday, January 30, 2012

Freestyle CD

From: Freestyle Dance Class Attendee
To: Me
Date: 12/18/11

It was really meeting you the other day, I enjoyed the class! I have a CD for you and the other instructors to share but I need to know how to get it to you. My cell phone # is nnn-nnnn and I'll be at LTF Mon, Thurs and Friday mornings this week. Polissena lives in my neighborhood so maybe she can pick it up? Let me know what works best.

Freestyle Dance Class Attendee

From: Me
To: Freestyle Dance Class Attendee
Date: 12/19/11

Hi Freestyle Dance Class Attendee,
I wonder if I take you home with me, will you change on me or take me in your arms? Don't stop the rock, diamond girl. I wanna be the one and I won't stop loving you. Give me tonight and please don't go. In a few days you will say, "Lookout Weekend!" because we will reach the point of no return. You must understand, when I hear music, I let the music play and it makes me dance. Come go with me in the silent morning in the summertime summertime and I'll be all you ever need. Party your body and tell it to my heart as you come into my arms saying, "Catch me I'm falling". I won't set you free until you say, release me. I'm crying over you, but I have no reason to cry because we ride highways of love. I can't wait...don't make me wait. On the upside, the treasure of my heart is your love letter. Like honey to a bee, this is real love. Yo little brother, jump back and jam the box if you should ever be lonely. Where are you tonight? Dancing on the fire? Why do you treat me badly? I'm in a dream of Arabian nights. You are my all n all.

Sincerely Yours,
Kimberly Henderson, the software designer in Atlanta, GA who does not know you and does not teach dance classes...but I could...if I wanted to.

Take it while it's hot.


From: Freestyle Dance Class Attendee
To: Me
Date: 12/19/11

Thanks, I enjoyed your email :) Sorry for the typo

No comments:

Post a Comment