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My name is Kimberly Henderson.

Apparently there are many other Kimberly Hendersons around the world who hand out my email address and many friends of those Kimberly Hendersons who assume they know the only Kimberly Henderson. For years, I would politely reply that they had the incorrect email address... but that got boring, so I started doing this:

Monday, January 30, 2012

Won't Eat

From: John.Smith@iPhone
To: me
Date: 1/26/11

Collards
Cooked cabbage, I eat slaw
Sprouts
I prefer raw broccoli or cauliflower to cooked. Don't like cooked very much
Raisins
Kraut
Dates
Prunes


Sent from my iPhone

From: me
To: John.Smith@iPhone
Date: 1/27/12

Here's mine:

Black Eyed Peas
Kidney Beans
Tomatoes (or any sauce containing them)
Rye Bread
Rhubarb pie
Brussels Sprouts
Cottage Cheese
Raw Oysters
Raw Onions - I like them caramelized though

This is fun! What do you want to trade lists about next? Favorite movies?


From: John.Smith@gmail.com
To: me
Date: 1/27/11

Didn't you ask me to email a list of what I won't eat?
Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®

From: me
To: John.Smith@iPhone
Date: 1/27/12


Not that I recall.

Actually, now that I think about it, I don't even know anyone named John Smith.


From: John.Smith@iPhone
To: me
Date: 1/27/11

Oops just realized my mistake. I don't know who are. But that's pretty damn funny.

I was trying to email my personal trainer. Kimberly d Henderson.

Sorry to bother you. But that's for replying. I got a good laugh out of it.

Sent from my iPhone

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