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My name is Kimberly Henderson.

Apparently there are many other Kimberly Hendersons around the world who hand out my email address and many friends of those Kimberly Hendersons who assume they know the only Kimberly Henderson. For years, I would politely reply that they had the incorrect email address... but that got boring, so I started doing this:

Monday, January 30, 2012

Prenatal Massage vs Prenatal Debauchery

From: awellmeaningfriendofsomeone@hotmail.com
To: Me
Date: 9/7/11

Hope they are not all booked up!

Fruit of the Womb Birthing Services
Labor Support and Childbirth Classes
www.baltimorebirth.com

RECEIVE A FREE PRENATAL MASSAGE

Pregnant Volunteers Needed

For Prenatal Massage Therapy Class

How would you (or a pregnant woman you may know) like to enjoy a full body massage (or two) by a licensed massage therapist, free of charge?

The professional certification workshop “MotherMassage®:

Massage During Pregnancy” is coming to the Baltimore School of Massage Therapy on March 19-21, 2010. This course trains professionals and childbirth educators how to massage pregnant women. We are looking for healthy pregnant women who can spend Saturday morning with us, March 20th from 10:15am to 12:30pm.

It’s a fun way to get rid of your backache and other common discomforts while helping professionals learn their new skills. If you can join us, please bring a snack and some water with you.

From: Me
To: awellmeaningfriendofsomeone@hotmail.com
Date: 9/7/11

Unfortunately, I have plans on the 24th of September. Your birthing lessons have been giving me such confidence that I have decided to take that weekend to have a little "me time". I have been reading some medical journals that say a pregnant woman can consume a glass of wine a day, as much as 4 cigarettes a day and, while it's still inconclusive, smoke pot. By my math, I figure I have gone smoke and alcohol free for at least 90 days so that's enough wine and smokes to make for a pretty fun weekend in Vegas. You are welcome to join me if you like.

If you aren't up for Vegas, you might want to get in touch with the Kimberly Henderson who has been attending your birthing classes and get her actual email address, cause this ain't it.

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